Curse

Sanji · Oct 03, 2005, 08:57 AM // 08:57

"Man I'm so high right now" - Let your group know you're so high.

Alodarn · Oct 03, 2005, 09:51 AM // 09:51

"Wait!" - triggers anybody with "Lerrrooooyyy!"

RTSFirebat · Oct 03, 2005, 10:14 AM // 10:14

"I will pull them!" - All Rangers are forced to stand still for 1...10 seconds and cannot attack. You autorun to the mobs infront and processed to take 100...500 damage. Rangers then auto shout "I could have done that without being damaged" and are then forced to clean up the mess you made.

Ranger shout "I could have done that without being damaged!" - Is a auto-reply shout, has a 99% chance of making the warrior its directed at angry for not allowing Rangers to do their job of pulling mobs from a distance.

smurfhunter · Oct 03, 2005, 05:30 PM // 17:30

"I Can Solo That!" - nearby warrior does a rank emote and charges into the nearest mob. all other players are frozen until the warrior dies. upon dying all the players are unfrozen and the warrior rage quits.

Sister Rosette · Oct 03, 2005, 05:39 PM // 17:39

'NEED MONK PLZ!!1'

Cost: 25 energy Recharge: 1 use per zone
Duration: 15 seconds

When NMP is cast, all monks in town are broken from their current
party, interrupted, and teleported to your location, where you proceed
to spam invite all of them, and NMP automatically sends bitchy PM"s
to all monks who reject your invite.

When NMP ends, you are hit for 1,000 damage (ignores armor)
for each monk teleported to you in this way. If damage taken
is fatal, you are disconnected and your CD-KEY becomes invalid.

Your personal information is then sent to the Police, your church, NAMBLA,
and the FBI. Your house is stormed when NMP creates a folder spanning
over 1 GB of child pornography on your HD. You are sentenced to 60 years in prison
without parole, and you spend the majority of your time in between rapings
wondering what it is monks could have to be doing that's more important
than helping you pwnx0r Confessor Dorian

Also, you get AIDS.

TheEPIC · Oct 03, 2005, 05:56 PM // 17:56

"I Pwn You!" When IPW is activated all nearby dead foes are revived with 0 dp and you take 999 damage (ignores armor). All other players immediately call you noob and refuse to rez you.

Man I wish that would happen to idiots who say that all the time.

cynhounds · Oct 03, 2005, 06:10 PM // 18:10

"Brrrr-rrr!"

In snow covered areas, all target allies in skimpy armor are covered with woolly sweaters for 20 seconds; armor level increases by +5 but attack speed is 10% slower.

Jetdoc · Oct 03, 2005, 06:20 PM // 18:20

"Chicken Shiat!"

Causes fleeing monks and casters to stop and attack you for 10 seconds.

MSecorsky · Oct 03, 2005, 06:24 PM // 18:24

wwwwwaaaddsdddqweeqeq!

Causes all allies and foes to stop attacking for 1:3 secs while they laugh at you.

TheEPIC · Oct 03, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSecorsky

wwwwwaaaddsdddqweeqeq!

Causes all allies and foes to stop attacking for 1:3 secs while they laugh at you.

Yes! That is awesome. I can't believe how many times I see that.

"Stupid Monks" Upon activation of this skill all monks immediately add you to their ignore lists. Healer Henchmen won't reply to your group invites. "Stupid Monks" has an infinite duration.

Entropius · Oct 03, 2005, 07:51 PM // 19:51

One I see far too often:

"I'm invincible!" - Can only be activated in Comp Arenas, and only if you have Mending active and a sword equipped. Causes you to charge the nearest target.

When your health drops below 50%, you then run away from anyone on your team who has healing skills. Calls in chat of the form 'I'm using Infuse Health on Leet Killar Dewd!" have a 50% chance of causing them to turn around.

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 03, 2005, 08:52 PM // 20:52

I haven't seen this shout described in any of the guides, but I see it all the time in gameplay:

1. "This team sucks!" causes Warrior to teleport out of the quest.

2. "Your energy level isn't my problem." Increases distance between Warrior and casters in party. If the warrior happens to die - usually #1 shout is used (above).

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 05, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warskull

"Heal me newb!"-Causes nearest allied monk to automatically cast a random healing spell on you and shout "Stupid Warrior" in retaliation.

Actually it goes like this

Monk lets warrior dye to then cast vengance on him rinse and repeat

and if shout is used over three times monk has a 50% chance to leave party when most needed

Alone) · Oct 05, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05

"stfu" Enables silence between all members to stop talking. At the same time making cooperative battle impossible, leaving monks to heal only themselves, warriors attacking random targets, Elementalists nuking enemies that can heal themselves while no one else is attacking, mesmers starting to do a jig, rangers setting up traps around pointless places, and everyone wondering Leroy Jenkins went.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 06:59 AM // 06:59

"I won't survive!" - die instantly without the after affects of DP

Doooom · Oct 05, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38

"My God ANet nerfed this area too!"

Instantly makes all drops "Gwen's Broken Flute"

TheEPIC · Oct 05, 2005, 08:13 PM // 20:13

"My mending pwns you!" Causes every nearby player to stop for 3-7 seconds and laugh. Caster is instantly given the title "uber n00b."

Aracos79 · Oct 05, 2005, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEPIC

"My mending pwns you!" Causes every nearby player to stop for 3-7 seconds and laugh. Caster is instantly given the title "uber n00b."

Man do I get tired of seeing that. Every time I play in the random arena, the first thing I see is a stupid W/Mo casting Mending on themselves. Did they not get the memo about Mending being really lame?

"Looking for free run to Forge!"- For the next 5...30 seconds everyone in the outpost laughs at you and tells you to play the game through first. All experienced runners automatically add you to their ignore lists.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29

"OMGZORS I FOUND A GOLD 15>50 CRYSTALLINE" - everyone in the town immediately reports you for hacking :P

wsmcasey · Oct 05, 2005, 09:50 PM // 21:50

Elite shout:

"B*tch Slap": BS is enabled when random warriors sneek behind your female ranger and type /dance to start thrusting. BS hits for 200 damage, causes bleeding, and inflicts a deep wound for 20 seconds. 50% failure with Beast Mastery less than 4. If BS misses then female ranger bends over for the warriors thrusting pleasure. Warrior receives 10% armor penetration.